did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
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They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
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Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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