I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
