fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
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I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
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Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
If I die, sorry about rent.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.