i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
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we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
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No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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