why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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