There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
We talked him into tasing himself.
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We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
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He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
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