What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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