dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
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Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
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I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
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