Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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