i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
Randomize
