yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
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my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
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We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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