lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
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the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
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I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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