: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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