Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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