margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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