How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
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not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
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I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
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