So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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