despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
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How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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