Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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