Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
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i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
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To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
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