Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Randomize
