What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
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he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
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Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
Shame - the story of my life.
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