He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
i out mim tonsoeep
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