On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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