Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
vagina is talking i cant
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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