Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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