we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
We need to feng shui this bitch.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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