The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
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