Small penises have feelings too.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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