she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
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