Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
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