I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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