OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
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