He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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