So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
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