She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
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What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
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My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
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