Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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