Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
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