The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
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definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
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We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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