Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
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WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
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I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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