This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
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