Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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