you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
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