good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
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Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
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IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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