Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Randomize
