I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
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