Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
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yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
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HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
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