they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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