I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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