My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
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