with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
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you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
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Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
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