She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
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