We're like a lot better than the average bears
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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