I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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