PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
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Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
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Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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