Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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