at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
Randomize
