i just wanna soil my oats bro
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
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She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
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She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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